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Multiple news sources are reporting that Newport Beach photographer Jason Ellis was arraigned today for statutory rape of a 15 year old girl after agreeing to help her with her modeling career.

33-year old Jason Ellis, whose photos have appeared on the covers of magazines such as Elle and Muscle & Fitness, is charged with three counts of lewd acts and one count each of statutory rape, oral copulation of a minor and digital penetration of a minor, said Farrah Emami of the Orange County District Attorney’s Office. Ellis’ live-in fiance, 31-year-old Michelle Hecker, who is listed Ellis’ representative on his website, is charged with aiding and abetting Ellis in the same crimes. An arrest warrant has been issued for her arrest.

KTLA reported that:

Heckler introduced the girl to Ellis under the pretense that he could help with her modeling, Emami said.

Between August 2007 and June, Ellis took the girl on dates to movies and dinner, kissing and touching her in public, Emami said.

Hecker allegedly helped Ellis gain the trust of the girl’s parents, picking her up from her home supposedly for horseback riding or some other activity.

But prosecutors say she took the girl to meet Ellis at the Fashion Island mall and drove her home later.

To hide what the two were doing, Hecker allegedly had the girl wear riding clothes when she picked her up or dropped her off, Emami said.

The parents eventually became suspicious and had a private investigator follow the pair, Emami said.

When Ellis learned he was wanted in the case, he fled the area but was arrested 10 days later.

Hecker and Ellis each face up to seven years in prison if convicted.

• ABC7 video story.
• SF Gate story.
• Jason Ellis’ Myspace account
• Jason Ellis on Youtube

Jason Ellis as he appears on his Myspace account

Prom season is here. This is a public service post to help you avoid being the talk of the school for all the wrong reasons.

This prom dress (left) got her put in handcuffs. Proof that the fashion police is out there enforcing bad taste. Video here.

Who can forget this one?

Other notable contenders for worst prom dresses.

Hello, Pat here again. A few of you may have read my previous lesson entitled: You suck at faking an online profile: Volume #1. Well this is volume #2 and it’s going to be quick. I’ll repeat the primary lesson from the previous volume: If you’re going to fake a profile and use stolen pics to create your profile, don’t draw attention to yourself by participating in the forums. Case and point: We have before use one legend of luxery inc. He claims to be a wardrobe stylist and here is how he describes himself:

i …..am the fury,my name speaks for itself,and i am not a wardrobe specialist,i am a model/now designer and whatever i go after my hunger to achieve it is relentless,my purpose for being here is to network with like minded people,for i am also the creator of beautiful artistic couture,whether it be,jewelry,clothing,leathergoods,furs everything i do is provocative,thought provokeing,my work…speaks for itself,also im here to work with models who want to be part of a movement…not some other fashion line,cause as we all know,the industry has sliiped over the last few years…the crap they pawn off on people and call it couture is a joke(lol)from the rappers who aint never designed a line in there life(we know they just rent there name out to these comglomerates)and that they dont even own these company,s(can i say sean john or roca fake loud enough,lol) the models i work with will leave with a legendary experiance and be well paid for the worth,they will know there were involved in the beginning of greatness.see they should worry about how there gonna stop me…..they should be worry about the brutal reality of the fact that they cant…..

Now I can hardly make any sense of that but I think somewhere in there he claims to be a jewelry designer. Looking at his portfolio, we see these images of watches. Wow, very impressive indeed. They look very luxurious and refined. A true accomplishment for any designer indeed. But there is something odd about those pictures like how some of them have page numbers on the bottom. There’s also these two pictures which where obviously scans of pages. I mean I can see the bent corner. What the hell?

He even list his future web site as http://www.delacour.com/. Wait….Delacour. I’ve seen that somewhere. Oh yes, it’s on one of the watches. Here it is.

Let’s Google deLaCour and see what we can find. Here it is. It seems they are a swiss watch maker. I wonder what connection “the legend” has to them. This pink diamond encrusted watch looks lovely. Lets see if we can find it on this retailer’s website. Here’s something really close. This Delacour - City Lady Series - MOD. Dc 401 sells for about $8,500. I wonder if “the legend” can hook us up with a deal.

Hmm…I wonder what other watches he “designs” for deLaCour. Lets take a closer look at the two catalog scans above. It looks at like the Delacour - Bichrono Hommage Diamond Series -MOD. Dc 701 that sells for a mere $133,141. A real steal for such a stunner but I’m sure “the legend” can cut us a deal with his version.

What a coincidence that “the Legend” designs are so closely matched to deLaCour. Almost like some of the watches are just variations of the same series like this one in his portfolio.

It looks like a variation of this Delacour - Bichrono Plain Series -MOD. Dc 201 that sells for $12K.

Well Mr. legend of luxery inc might say that he never claimed to design those watches. That he just supplies these $133,000 dollar watches as part of his wardrobe styling. That might work except for this caption on one of his images.

I mean maybe deLaCour is employing watch designers from Harlem, NY. I couldn’t really tell you. What I can tell you is that this is the deLaCour Sagra Weekend watch.

Well, I can go on with the rest of the portfolio but I think I’ve made the point. I bet if I look hard enough on deLaCour’s website, I will find the ring under their Sensations line. Now I don’t know exactly what the criterion is to call yourself a wardrobe stylist but surely it means more than downloading a few pics off the web and slapping a label on. I don’t exactly know what kind of mess this profile is but one thing is for sure, it’s not legitimate. So in closing, the lesson for today is: if you’re going to claim swiss watches as your own, Photoshop out the name of the watch company first. My name is Pat and you suck at faking an online profile!

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On Friday, October 15, 1999 at 11pm in the McGraw Hill Building in NYC, Nicholas White took a cigarette break. White heads back upstairs in Elevator Car #30 but something went wrong and 41 hours later, he finally exits the elevator! He had no cell phone, no watch, no water, or food. He was able to open the elevator doors to face solid wall but at least that allowed him to urinate down the elevator shaft.

ABC News has the exclusive story.

If you ever get a burning desire to stick a canister of body spray up your butt hole, don’t do it in the Philippines. If you need surgical intervention to get it out, someone may shoot a video of it and put it on the web.

From Liveleak.com comes this report of a surgery where doctors, nurses, and other onlookers are heard laughing and cheering as they perform the surgery to remove the canister.

April. 16, 2008
MANILA, Philippines
A video posted on the internet showing Philippine doctors laughing while removing an object from a patient may lead to charges against the surgeons and cost them their medical licenses, officials said Wednesday.

The nearly 3-minute video of a noisy operating room shows doctors and nurses laughing, giggling and cheering.

At one point, a hand appears with a cell phone camera taking a close-up picture of the surgery.

As a doctor gingerly pulls out the 6-inch long canister from the male patient’s rectum, someone shouts, “Baby out!” amid loud cheers.

The doctor then removes the canister cap and sprays the contents toward the crowd of nurses and doctors viewing the procedure.

Full article and video here: Be warned that the video is graphic in nature.